I M not BAck //....!!!

ok i m not going to appologise for having not written n e thing in so long ,,,
this is my fucking blog .n. i can do wat eva i want out here ,,!1 so dont u dare make me feel guilty bout it ...!!

ahhh this feels good ...!!
today is wat 3 rd of june .. n i have an exam tomoro ...!!
i shit cant get my self to study ,.,
i have done all the stuff i cud possibly have done ..
i saw big bang theory ,,,friends ,,, californification ..
i chatted on facebook all day loong actually all week long ,,
i finished of yet another game.. god i m running out o games ,,,
i guess i will have to find a girl now (wat else m i goin to do when all the games in the world end ,)

n still when i sit with the book in my hand it repels me ..like its not time yet.
so here i m bloggin ...
i have been very consumed with californification these dayz ,, mostly because the main female lead looks astonishingly similar to this one gal i have a huge crush on (man she is amazin . her name is kintu ..she can get ur heart beat racing just by lookin at u ...)
but also hugely because basically the show is all bout sex ,.,,!1

my exams will be over by 10 th n with it so will my engineering end hopefullly . fingers crossed ,,touch wood ,
n e wayz ,,,i have no clue wat to do with my life after tat ,,,
i wud like go sky diving in california
bunjee jumping in new zealand ,,
sucba diving in maldives ,,,
rock climbimg in the himalayas
n camping in brazil ,,,
but i dont have the money for all that kinda thing .. so please donate ...!!!
i wud like to go to japan n bring thier fast internet technology to india i hate it when we cant stream youutbe in one go
i wud like to buil a device tat makes oxygen from water so tat u can then stay inside the water for as long as u like ,,,
i wud like to go make porn leagal in india (wats the use of making it illeagal everyone has it at thier homes as it is actually u should even make prostitution legal to reduce the no of rapes this can make up for a whole new topic ,,)
i wud like to change the judicial system in india ...build the infrastructure out here ,,,
but i m pretty sure i m goin to end up in a dead end job ..working for pityful money ..!!!!
leading just a normal life
don ask me y ...!!??
i m not going to answer tat now ..
n with that i m going end out here ,,,!!
this is it for now
i m not back yet
i don know when i will be back ,,!!
i do want to write ,. its just not falling in place
i want to write bout sex bout boobs (oops i meant books but yaah sure bout boobs too )bout dreams bout cell phones n ipads ..n bout this mean bad world . n the beauty that is hatred ,,!!!
but sometimes i just feel its falling on deaf ears ..!!1
so might even tear this place down .. there might be no more mushroom ,,,
but i will be back... n u will see more of .. may be out here or may be not ,,
but somewhere i m sure u will hear of me...!!1

the most intresting scratch on my car ..

its 5 pm ...
i m done with my coll n m on my way bak home .
my dad who usuallly refuses to believe that his 10 year old maruti 800 is a garbage suddenly wakes up this month n within 4 weeks buys a 'new second hand swift' loll..
so i land up with the old white but familar ; so easy to drive maruti ,.which is totally fine by me ..in fact i cudn have asked for n e thing more .(actually on 2 nd thoughts may be a pulsar 220 or 180 atleast or even 150 wud do .. but still even this is fine )

yeah so i get in my car ...!!1
my heads still filled with all the assignments that i have to submit ,,
a lady crosses by so i have to slow down then i race the poor old engine of my maruti yet again .
but before i cud catch speed i hit traffic n i had put on brakes ,,,
i hate traffic .,.its maddening these days ...however to my advantage maruti is a small car n can be zip zapped around the traffic . n especially when its in my hands i like to push the boundarys of my car n see how far can i take it n how efficiently i can command it ...
which can be wrongly intrepeted by others who sit in my car as rash driving .. but i wud like to differ
i have been driving since the past4 years now ,,n besides the initial learning days i haven crashed or bumped or got my car scratched ever..irrespective of whatu guys call as my rash driving

n e wayz moving on ..so in my attempt to see how far can i take my small little car .. i somehow took it a lil too far i guess ,,....
ther was this red swift . exactly like the one my dad bought standing ther . the rear of the swift and the head of the bus had what i thought just enough space for my lil maruti to swoop in or atleast tatss wat i thought ..!!!!!
next thing i know .. we experience a thud n i hear a screathing sound from the left door ..but i was too in to to back out now the bus had started to move so i carried on
it turns out the rear end of the swift the one that buldges out a lil n my left door wer literally rubbing against each other each other ...

(result was a big fat red line all across my whole left side as if it was some kind of a crazy car tatto ,,!!!)

now i pull over my car n before i can get out of my car i see in the side view mirror some one getting out of the swift..i checked my pockets n i had onli 20 buks left with me n right ther i knew i was in deep shit
so i kept to my seat n didnt get out of car ...this person comes over all angry n in order to have a go at me the person bends a lil at my window
it turns out she is this realli realli realli cute chick ....!!!

ps:i will finish the story in the other part .. soorry gtg now

The fucking dead lines.......////

u r just bout to cross the road ... when u hear the horn n sunddenly life frezzes...!!

u get up every morning...just to rush to get to the deadline of the lecture thats going to start in an hour ..
in the lecture u rush to complete the deadline of the assignments in the last bench not even listening to what the professors saying who is not even bothered that u r not listening ...!! u r so engrossed in this mindless job that u r .. not even aware of what u r copying .. u r just copyin .. or just trying to cope ,,up with this insane world ...!! wher everything sane doesnt makes sense n everything insane does .. it sometimes makes u wonder if its the world or is it just me who has gone all upside down ....but m just trying to be me
n then when u rush after the lecture to catch the movie u might miss or the buss u might not catch ...thats when the horn freezes u .....

the truck's coming right towards u ...its still pretty far away but the adrelin in ur body rushes to ur brain.. n for thaat one sec u r ther ...!!
u r finally ther ,,,the world finally got u ..even though if it was for that just one sec ..u actually lived not in some future deadline but in the present ,,,in this sec .. in the heat of the moment
after this one sec . the present lost u again..

y should i do it ,,
i don realli care of waht happens .. what would have happened if i had been under the truck instead of being away from it .. would the fucking deadline still matter ..??? would the fact that i have got 2 kts bother n e one ...?would it bother mother.. my mom .or . my dad ,,??
is this all u guys care bout in the world??
n suddenly u realise
tat ....
u r on the busride to the theatre by now . u see dirt .. u see filth... u smell stress ...people cursing each other .some out loud some in thier minds .. i can hear it all .. y can i hear it all ?? is ther something worng with me ?? . u ridicule it but u enjoy it ..!!

n then u see her ...gleaming eyes n those..... bornish black hair n that frown that she is trying to make up cause i m late n i cudn meet the fucking deadline (she is not realli angry with me.. this i know ..u girls cant realli fake stuff ...u think we don know it but we know it .. we know it when u r faking it up ,,,,!!1 if u know what i mean)

n then u see her eyes yeah those gleaming ones full of water with the biggest smile on her face n the movie screen running the THE END part ... n u say .. thats y i live ...!!
thats my prupose ,,,??
n then u hold her in ur arms ... n u dont want to let go of her ..... ever
..but then u remember OH MY GOD TINA ..
ahh shit another fucking deadline ...


.lollll...m just kidding ...spoiled it for u din i ,,,,soory cudn resisit it .
i could read ur mind to seriously is ther something wrong with me ....??
(this is a fiction post btw ,,,,!!)

MR n Mrs Smith ...

mr smith : wow ..when was the last time u dressed like tat for me ...?
mrs smith: yeah right ;like when i m with u ,u want me to dress ,....!! u tear off everything .!!!. i thought u hated clothes on me ...

mr smith : no seriously who u going out with today ..??
mrs smith : brad ... u know the guy u introduced me to ...at the bar last weekend ...!!
mr smith : so u two r hitting off well then...!!!
mrs smith : yeah he is kinda cute ...!! i m hoping today will be the day ...!!! oh how did ur date go last night ....!!!
mr smith : it wasn bad ..but she is not as good as u in bed .u know ;;no wild experients no crazy stuff just plain boring old fashioned ....we should probably keep our voices low she is still in the bedroom ...i want to be gone before she wakes up ...
mrs smith : don worry i will take care of it .. i will tell her tat u r not a good guy .. n then open her to the "already married" suspense ....!!!
mr smith : no i have already told her bout our marriage ....!!!
mrs smith : n she still went out with u ...!!! she must be a bitch .. ahh she desrves it ...!!!
mr smith : loll... what ever i like her so take it easy on her ..!!1..
mrs smith : u like her even more than me ,,,,?
mr smith : may be ..!!!
mrs smith : u son of a bitch ...
mr smith : loll i was just hoarsing around ......u know thers not a chance in the world...
i love u sweety ..
n then he catches her by both his hands around her shoulder looks her straight in her eyes ..
she says she loves him too
n they kiss ....
thier tounges meet she grabs him by his hairs n starts pulling on them
n then the phone rings ... !! the mouths r not willing to leave each other ... but she tears them apart with a hard push to his chest n then grabs the phone ...answers the ring ...!!
hey brad ..... how u doing ,,,,, then looks at mr smith : whoes lips r still locked in the exact same position as they wer when he was kissing her...
n then she winks ,,,,,
n he smiles ....

do love n sex have to be related together ...??
cant it be that u love someone with all ur herat n stilll keep having strong physical feelings for others....?
i mean y is it such a big deal in a relationship if u sleep with someone else ....??
see mr n mrs smith r doing fine ...rnt they ...!!??
(thats another thing that they r a figment of my immagination..;p produced strictly to bring forth one point ....
do love n sex have to be connected ??!! )

ahem ,, uhhmm .. thank u ...!!

okie here goes ,,,!!
i m bout come out in open with my issue ...
everyone has one...
ya for one i have a lot actually ...
but we will be focusing on the one which i m criticsed most bout ..
u know thier thing .. like in love ajj kal .. saif ali khan always drinks black teaa
yaah similarly ,, i have a problem with wishing ...!!!

i like to call it the wishing woes ..
ever since childhood i have found the tradition of whishing people realli stupid ,,,,
u know ilike on birthdays .. on new years ,,,, on diwali.. especially on diwallis it gets worse ,
people come up to u with a broad smile n wish u ...!! ya most people like it ,,
i on the other hand hate it ..
not just because its mentally tiring n repeptively irritating to acknowledge every wish tat u get (which i m bad at .. ) but also because its just so plane fake most of the times ...!!( not always .. most of the times )

wishes r supposed to be warm . they r supposed to make u feel good ,,,
but honestly ther r a very few geuniene wishes tat i have recieved in my life ..
almost all of them feel cold ,,,n i don like being cold ,, i get real awkward around cold people ...!!

i have observed tat most people wish just because everyone wishes ,,, u know .like a ritual we follow without thinkin or meaning it ,,,tats so plane dumb ..
wake up guys ..atleast be aware of wat u r doing
but my prob is even with a genuine wish .. i m the worst wish acceptor ,,,

it so happened once tat it was my b day ..n this guy amod called me .. i preassumed it was for wishin me ..it went like this
amod : hey man ...!!
aman : hey u din have to call ,,,!!
he is lyk wat ?:?
aman : oh no nothing ,,
n then ther was this secs silence
it was such a long sec i cudn take it ,,
i said "happy b day .."
n it waas my b day n i m wishin him
amod : wat :??
n i went like
oh soorry i was supposed to say thanku
wait u haven even wished yet ,,,o fuk ... sorry dude ,,i suk at this i got ur point .. keeep the fuking fone....!!!

u seee ,.. n e ways ...so the whole point of this post is . uknow if itsmy b day or n e other day n u feel obligated to wish me.. well dont ..!!
save me the horror ,,
n if i don wish u.. tat means i care bout u ...
n m saving u the horror of the most awkward cold wish....!!!!:a

Found The Woman Of My Dreams.....

The moon light reflcting of her visible belly left a lil silver on it ....
her gleaming body drew me wild .....i stared at her for a moment ,,,
i hadn seen n e thing so beautiful before ,
she was fabulous..
brownish black hair running down on her shoulders
long slender legs .
n tat diple on her cheek
our eyes met..
she had the most amazing eyes ever ... pair of green eyes .. like two pearls ....
staring bak at me ...
her gentle cold stare sent ice down my spine
i cudn sty away from her n e longer .....
i went closer ,
.now we wer jus centimeters away from each other .
our eyes still fixed .
i reached out for her .n grabed her by her waist
she blushed
our glare broke as she looked down n smiled .
i leaned forward
my right hand gently pushed the hair on her face back behind her ears
n from ther it slid slowly downwards towards her neck ..
n then it happened she kissed me ...
my first kiss ..!!!
amazin ...
it was jus simply amazin
the best feeling in the world
n then it happened
my alarm started ringing
n it was over ...it was all over ...!!!
it was my dream ...
the best one i had ever had .....
i wanted to go bak to it ...
i shut off the alarm n tried to go bak to the dream ...but it was gone /...
she was gone ...
i had always heard people say tat they see such dreams .. i had seen it in movies .. but it had never happened to me before .i mean yaah i had seen gals before in my dreams . but those wer like other kinds of dreams .. u know ..wher ther was no such touching ,,,,,i had found the women of my dreams ....(now all tat was left to do was to actaully find her in real ...loll like tats goin to happen ). it was so real ... i can still feeel the kisss ,,,,
yaah
my first kiss ..
was in a dream ....
wat a loser m i ?/.......loll,,
yaaah i don care .. yaah u can call me watve ..u know y .. Coz now i have The women of my dreams ....(lol.. i know i say like i actually have her but wateva .. if not for real atleast i have her in my dreams .i bet u don even have tat ..u suckers ...)

The boy who wanted to b GOD.....

(guys this is my first attempt at innovative writting . i have beeen working on this since quite sometime now ,in the past few days i have had a lot of free time at the hospital which heped me complete this story of mine.

i know its stilll raw n i know it doesn makes much sense,,but i hope u guys will like it ,,,!!!)

The boy who wanted to b GOD.....

ther was a small boy once ... he hated school ..he loved to dance .. sometimes he liked drawin as well
one day the teacher was asking everyone what they wanted to be .some wanted to be cricketers
some wanted to be actors but this boy ,,, this boy, he wanted to be GOD ..
he said " i want to be god .. God has the best job in the world ...he can do ne thing ..'
they all told him he can't be god but he refused to accept ..
y not ? he wud argue ...
if the person who is god now can be god y cant i ??
he was stubborn
he had fire in his eyes ...
n the will to fight .. ,,, fight for what he thinks is right ..

as he grew up ..he found that at every step ther wer both people, ones who wanted to hold him back n the ones who wanted to help him grow .
at every steps he had two clear choices .. two clear paths to follow
the wrong ones more so often were the easy ones that were lucrative ..n the right ones usually were the ones which wer the hardest path to walk ...
he always tried to twalk the right path .. he always tried to help others on his way ,,
he always tried to do what god what do .
and even though if u ask me he was doing way too much from our standards ... he was still unhappy bout not being able do everything . like god cud ..
no matter how big an achivement he wud make the wolrd wud still have a lot of bad in it to
make it feel real negligible
n then it began
he started to get tired of this world ..
his fire had started to burn out
the fight in him seemd to get smaller day by day ..
n then one day finally he got fed up ,.,
standing on the terrace he looked up at the sky n "I GIVE UP ... I CANT BE U GOD ..!!!
I THOUGHT I CUD DO BETTR THAN U .. I THOUGHT I CUD ERADICATE POVERTY N UNHAPPINESS FROM THE WORLD ... I THOUGHT I CUD FILL THIS WORLD WITH LOVE ...BUT I DIDNT REALISE U WER BEYOND HUMAN .. N HOW CUD I DO IN JUST ONE LIFE TIME WHAT U CUDN IN SO MANY LIFE SPANS ."
n then it happened
the sky went dark .. n the winds started blowing
n time stoped ..N then lightinig struck n he cud hear the voice now .. it was god's voice n it said .."OH DEAR SON OF MINE ...!!! I HAVE TO TELL U SOME THING .LISTEN CAREFULLY ..WE INVENT THINGs WHEN WE NEED TO ACHIEVE THAT WHAT WE CANT NORMALLY DO,,
LIKE U GUYS BUILT CARS SO THAT U CUD TRAVEL AT SPEEDS WHICH U CUDN ACHIEVE OTHERIWSE
SIMILARLY I BUILT U GUYS TO DO THINGS THAT I CANT ...!!!
SO DONT GIVE UP ...
DONT LEAVE IT ON ME ...!!!.. I M GOD . BUT U R HUMANS ..i made u n i m telling u
U CAN ACHIEVE N E THING UR MIND PERCIEVES ".....

With changing times ...times change..

The sloppy saturday woke up with the the diwali stamp on it this week....
i as usual had a yet another dull diwali.. (...i have been through some real bad shit during earlier diwali times...so compared to that this diwali was way too good if u ask me .. )
however
as i was sitting in my room writting assignments (yes i do ta at home ...) evry now n then i wud hear bhooom or phoong or the clikering of the lavangi ...n it drove me maddd ......
i was like ... "ohhh my god ... wud u jus !!.. stoppp itt....!!! for haven'sss sake " n then i went to the window n saw these kids doing those dumb things that kids usually do ....n i was suddenly transported back in time
u know how it is sometimes
u see something that reminds u of ur past
yaa i was jus like these kids bak then ...
i used to love all the crakers n the smoke n the rockets ....n the noise..
n the oldies wud always complain bout the noise n all . n i used to think wat losers .. how can they not like alll these noises . isnt that wat its all bout ...isnt diwali all about lights n crackers ..
n i used to think to hell with them ; when i grow up ; i m goin to help these kids with the crackers.. n not be complaining about all the noise n all ..n here i am. not even old yet . in my 20's already finding these crackers annoying (which they actually are ,,!! they r a big nuisance. which should be banned not just because i find them irritating but also because of serious environmental problems. n also because they can be dangerous for kids n for adults likewise .. )
n so i found myself just staring out of the window with a smile on my face looking at these kids enjoying their life ...their tension free life . without n e responsibilty . n without having n e assignments to complete .( somewher down the line .. in our efforts to achieve n grow we have forgotten how to live . its one thing we can learn from these kids.)


n such r the ironies of life .i remember once having read a poem in one of my school books which was bout this leaf that had fallen down n had gone all brown .. n it looked up at all the green leaves..surprisingly not with jealousy. but with a smile cause he saw the irony of life right ther .even he used to laugh at all the fallen leaves from up above ther n used to think he wudn end up like them. n today he knows bettr n smiles at all the leaves who r laughing at him thinking have fun guys cause someday u will fall too .. someday u will not be needed n e more . so enjoy every moment now when u can .
n getting old is perfectly fine as well . its just the process of evolution . when u have had ur share of fun. u get bored n move on as it is ..to the next level
similarly today after 4 years of college when i see the first years making all the nosie n goin ga ga about thier coll today n i sit ther alone in the canteen looking for my friends n thinking wat has changed in the past years u will still find me always weaing a smile on my face ...
i have had my share of fun . i have been ther ,, done that .. n m ready to graduate to the next level .
i don like all things that i use to like earlier on.... like i find crackers as total disrespect for money n environment n irritating . but its fine .with changing times ..times change !!!!

not just rhyming words ....!!

out o the blue i c u ...!!1
no wher to go .. so i sow
the garden lush green
n u lookd so serene
but i cudn tell u .. tat i liked u .....!!!

fuk love ... love suks ..
lifes is a dream ... n dreams r reality ....../
the world is hangin upside down ...
the smiles converting into frowns ...
n so here i m ; the clown ...
tryin to cheer up the town '''

the town lights up like fire
n i keep goin up higher ..
until then i realise ,,,,,that life is a bet with the size .....
n i have out grown ....the fukin loans '''
n the fukin assignments ...
n the fuking resposibilities
n the fuking horrors of the fuked up life ...
my life is but a lie ......!!!!!1

a lie tht god played with us ,,, or we played with god ...
coz neither can survive ... while the other is alive ..
nor can they live witout each other ...

like the poles of the magnet that attract everything other then themselves ..
while what they actually wnt is otherwise ....

Smile even while u file ...!

I m in my 3 rd year of engineerin n i thought i have now prettty much got a hang of the things that go on around here n i was determined that this time around i m goin to make my submissions look as smoooth as a silk tie ..!!(jus so tht u noe ,,we hate submissions .,,,,if ther is ne thing we dread its submisson,,,!!its the only phenomenon we engineers run away from ...!!)
n e wyzz
so this time i took all the precautionary measures... i sat for all the lectures ..submitted all assignments on time

so u wud believe everythin wud be gud after all this but nooo,,,,,,

last week was the submission week ,,,,,
it started wid my assignments missin ,,,,!!!!
followed by this long queue for this other submission (we have 5 files to submit every sem),,,,,,
i had a fight wid one o the guys in the queue ...(i hate queues ,,,,queues have always been frustratin .. even when i was in the school i remember i wud either always come late to avoid the queue coz comin early was out o the question or even if i came on time i wud break the queue..)
so as usual i tried to get in between but he had prob so we had a fight n the prof sent us both out....1!!
by this time i had almost lost my mind ,,,,

then these guys (my college ppl !!my H.O.D)came up wid this new list besides blak list ,,,a list of students who din aatttend a seminar ... or something ..
so my submissions wer held bak ..!! ther wer vivas bieng held ...!! i cudn get my self to study in between all of thiss ...!!so i was on my way bak home all stressed n tensed as to wat will happen ,,,,

btw i have decided to not crib on my blog thanks to yati ...!!so don worry this is not yet another crypost ...!!
n e wyz
so this is what happened

my rick stopped at yetb another of the millons of signals ,,,as usual ,,,,!!! a child beggar came by my rick n asked for money ....!! he wore torn clothes all muddy ,,,,,i guess he was hungry ,,,,,,1!!!i showed him ,,,,my pocket was empty ,,,,1!!(i had the last 50 bucks in my bag ) n he ,,,looked at me for another sec as if he knew i was lying ,,,n then smiled at me n went ,,,,,jus like ta ...@@!!!!

i don know wat it was ,,,but something bout that smile was contagious ,,,,!!a moment later i realised i was smiling too ,,,i don know y exactly but i was smillin !! it made it all go away ,,all the stres all the tension all the frustration ,,,every thin ,,gone ,,!!!i felt relieved i don know y ?? but i did ,,,!! i completely forgot bout my submissions ,,,!!! this lil guy who has been given so much bigger problems of life to face then wat i have ...!!he has no money ,,,!! he has no wher to go ,,,!! god knows he had food !!>>??...n he had been let down my me shhowin him empty pockets ..1!!(which i felt he knew was a fake show ..)he cud have had given me a filthy look or have said something abusive like other beggars do ..but he choose to smile .. !!!

so the next day .. i smiled .. n smiled ...!!may coz i have rarely smiled before ,,,so to compensate ,,,!!mostly becoz it made me feel better ,,,!! n then i smiled while i filed the pappers ,,,11i smiled in the queue ,,,,,n i smiled at the professor ,,,!!1.....it is amazin how just a smile can make others smile ,,,n get work done which no other force in the world cud .....
i got thorugh wid my submissons like a walk in the cake :) i know thats not the phrase but to hell wid it i m smilllin ..:)

i don know y but we indians as a race r not so much smiley ,,,!!not all but most of us ,,,!!message to all of u ....plz smile a while n while u smile make others smile coz just a smile can spread miless...!!

n the biggest miracle of all a smile can do is ta it can make a submission look like a joke eeven for an engineer ,,,,!!!....lolll!!!!!

what women want .......???

okie ....!!so here is some advice from a girl i know ...to all the guys out there who have forever tried to figure out what women want .......?? (click on the pic for a better view ...!!)




is ther ne thing else n e other gal wud like to add just leave a comment ......1!!

MARINE DRIVE ,....LIKE NEVER BEFORE..!!!

Ever since i was a child i have always been fascinated by the revolving restraunt..in town ...THE PEARL OF THE ORIENT
why i haven yet gone out there;;; i don know .....1!!!// probably u just tend to forget some things along the way ,,,,,!! but the idea of eating in a place which is just next to the sea , at some considerable height and rotates is in itself very chatchy

so this is what happened ,,,,,,,,!!!!!!

today 1 st of april..09..!!FOOLS DAY .!! TY commerce board exams got over ....so all the ppl from commerce wer celebratin ,,,,!!!
haldiya n all had planned to go to TOWN......!!!
he wanted to have lunch at

"pizzaria ,,,,"

n e wyz ,,,,, the day began as usual .....dumb ppl still crackin those childdish april fool jokes ...!!! i was so irritated ,,,,,, guys grow up !!!!!

.....!!!!!n e wyz so we set out for town n reach there ,,,,
ther we have lunch at pizzzaria which was reallli nice .....
n then just when we wer bout to leave i realized that the revovling hotel was just across the lane .....!!!!now i have always wanted to go to this place ....some how fate never toook me there ,,,!! but i had a chance today ,,,,so i said lets go ...n atleast check it out ,,,,,,!!!!!

there wer 5 of us ,,,,,!!!maaalpani...haldiya ,,vyas......eshaan......n me ,,,!!!!1

now maaalpani had an accident in the morning...another absurd story ...!!!
rickshaw fell on him .....lol.....n e wyz his left leg was badly injured n he was as it is limping ...he is like i m not goin u go if u want to ,,,,

eshaan n haldiya wern so keen either ,,,,but vyas said lets go n we set out .....!!!
the rest just satyed back in the car .......
so ther stood the awesome structure that has been my fancy since childhood ....
THE AMBASSADOR hotel ...!!!


tall with the buldging disc like thing poping out from the top ......
the disc like thing was the restraunt like none other...!!1

ne wyz so we go out ther ....it was around 6pm in the evenin ..exactly the sunset time ..but the gaurd at the entrance wasn very helpful........
he did inform us that the restraunt we wanna go to ,,,the revolving one is closed ....
n it opens up at 7.30!!!

but i had to see it ,,,,i din wanna miss the oppurtunity so thought of something ,,,,,,,!!!
i told the garud that we wanna host a party out there ,,,,!!n vyas took over ,,,,,>>>
he had a talk with the manager n we asked him if we could see the place once ...n have a look at the menu ....>>that did it ..even though the place was closed ,,,, the gaurd let us in .....!!!
the hotel from inside has a great feel to it ,,,,,!!
now i have been to some big places before .....1!!
i have been to marriot ....!!1i have beeen to itc maratha ..(peshawari... !!!...)
but still this was quite good even wid those standards ,,,,1!!
we wer told to go to the 14 th floorr,,,,
the restraunt is on the 12 th floor ,,,,but since it was closed we had to go to the 14 th floor n then come down th stairs ,,,,!!!..what eva ,,,,so,,,,,,

we go in the lift okie ,,,,,we go to the 14 th floorr ,ther was the door i push ,,,,n ohhh mmyy goddddd !!!!,,,>>>>

i cannnot define it ,,,,,it was bbbbb eeeee aaaa uuuutttttiiifullllll it was amazing .....
the view out there was just ,,,....i m fallling short of word out here to define it ,,,1!!1
i havee been to marine drive .... soooo mannnnyy times before but the sea neva loooked this beuatiful ever before ... ...i could seee the sea from the 14th floor okie let me say that again the 14 th floor ,,, i could see the breboune stadium ..lush greeen .....!!!! n the view just took my breath away ,,,,,!!!!1
it was mind blowing ,,,,,


it was something like this ,,,but much more beautiful than even this /,,,,,believe me ,,

n we go down stairs ,,,,to the 12 th floor n the restraunt is equallly nice n offers the same paranomic view ....n the sun is settting in the back drop ....!!! it was just
perfect..

n e wyz ,,,,so we talk to the guy bout the party n all n it turns out the place is a lil expensive ,,,,but nothing u cant afford for the one special date.... u kno what i mean .......
u take a girl out there n propose her .....n i can gaurntee uu she cannn not turn u down ,,,,,not out ther ... the place is so romantic she jus will scumm to it i m telllin u ,,,
....
n ewyz ... we ......after that we left ,,,,!! but we still had the hang over of the place n the view /...
but jus one thing kept troubling our minds ,,,,,,the view so great how ever the restraunt opens at 7.30 when the sun's gone ,,,,n its all drak ..... nothing of the sea can be seen whats the use of the place ......
n thats when it struk us .. in the night its not the blue sea the horizan the lush green breboune stadium that make the show ......!!
in the night the symbol of mumbai n somthing just as beautiful as these earlier mentioned things fills in for them

THE QUEENS NECKLACE !!!....................
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wildest thing eva

I was a real mummas boy untill 8 th std ........
How i transformed into excatly the opposite o that i don realli remember ,,,,,,,,,,
but in my life i have done some real crazyy stuff..........
which include

0% attendance in 12 th .....
setting off for a trip jus like that,,,,,,,,
sleeeping in the middle of a jungle at bhandardhara (awesome place everyone shud visit once ...u see the lake out there n u will know what heaven is like )....
n many more which cannnot be stated due to reasons ......samajhaa karo,,,,,,111!!!

but on ur b day ....prateeek i did the wildest thing ever .........

i wasn goin to write it ......on my blog coz it is my blogg after alll everyone can read it ..... but then thats also the reason why i m writin it ...i want my parents to read it ,,,coz cant bring myself to tell them the truth ..so hell with it .. \ \ ...... this is what happened ,,,,,,

on the 5th o march 2009 ....it was prateeks b day ,,,,,,,!!! see normallly on ur frns b day u get a treat ..well on prateeks b day ....i get 2 treats every year .....>> coz i m in alll his groups ...!!!!
soo......it was an anticipated b day ,,,,,,of one o my close frns .......

n e wyz we wer celebratin ..cut the cake .....had champagne too,,it was around 2 am in the mornin n we wer jus drivin around the city ,,,,....we wer behind inorbit to be specific ,,n we jussst crossed the garden the beautifully made big garden behind the inorbit ........


n suddenly i was struk wid this idea ''' Lets break in' "i said ...........
let me tell u ,,,,this garden i heavily gaurded n we wer unaware of it n it shuts off at 9 pm ,,,,,,
n just like that 2 0 clock in the night we climb the fence i haldiya n vyas ... others wer too much off a pussy to follow ...n i nearly broke my shoulder when i fell on the other side ......
but it was an adventure .....

the whole big garden ......just to the three of uss....n we wer discusssin bout how when in the future if we ever manage to get a girl friend we wud surely bring her out here at this time onli ...jus her n me n the mooon n the garden so beautiful in the night n the adventure of breakin in .......it wud awesoem .,, ...( if we ever get a girl friend ha ha ha n e wyz thats a diff story all together lol... )

thats when it happened ......one o the 12 gaurds who roam the garden all night saw us .,,,,,,n haldiya n vyas rann n i din ....!!!!!!!
i know i m stupid right ...........
n e wyz .... so was in a big trouble .......

the gaurd said ther had beeen thefts there happening since some time now ,,,,,,n they wudn belive the story that i had jus come in for fun at 2 o clock in the night ,,,,,,,,,

on top o that to worsen things up thses guys they told the gaurds that i was from haryana ......n that i din knew we wern aloowed to break in n clmb fences coz in haryana thjats what people do they break fences .......

n e wyz .,,,,the guy asked me where in harayan m i from ...???/ n i din wanted to lie /.........//who knows >>probably the gaurd himself is from harayan n he might find out that i m blufffing so i didn take n e false names i jus told him the truth ......

he got real suspicious bout, it ,,,n to verify if i was tellin him the truth he called up at my place ......3 am in the night ,,,,,he calls up my dad who is already pisssed of at the fact that i m nt home yet n tellls him that i had commmited this crime .......so i was screwed ,,,,@@@

n e wyz he let me go then ,.,,,,,but ther was still this thing at home ......so vyas came up with this brilliant idea ,,,,okie .....
he said that i shud tell dad that it wasn me who climbed fence it was vyas who did it ,,,,,,'
but since if he had taken his own name he wud be screwed at his place ... he toook mine ...n gave my address n my fone no .......n to back it up he said he'll talk to my dad .,,,,,,,,,,,,

he is an awesome frn .... it all wrkd out ...n now when i look bak at it ,,,,,,,over all it was an awesome experince ////////// it was the wildest thing ever i mean eveen wilder then sleeepin in the middle of jungle pitch darkness ...>>coz this was mmore dangerous then that ....!!!!!!i cud have beeen in the jail n accused of steallin from the garden though i dn know what cud n e one posssibly steal from there??? !!!!!! flowers ????