early to bed .. early to rise ...

his was a fragile body .
wrikles all over his skin .. n bones poping out from every body part
his lungs had gotten warry of inhaling n exhaling for the past 82 years ...n so he found it particularly hard to breathe ,infact u could literally hear him inhale and exhale ...
but even though with age his body had gotten old .. his evident blue eyes behind those huge grandpa specs still shone with agility .. he would move briskly ..without limping or ne thing .. n when he walked he waked upstraight .. his head held up high above his shoulders ..(always)

even in an age today when people complain bout backaches n head aches n knee pain at 40 ,,, he still moves like he is 20 ,,when actually he is 82 years old ,,,
he says ,, a person doesn get old untill he wants to ,,,,,
and accertains his fittness to DISCIPLINE. which means
. early to bed .. early to rise .. and an hour excersise...!!!
he is almost always calm n compsed...
he never gets angry ..for except when he sees me ..

i m the onli thing in the wrld tat can possibly irritate him or except when india loses in cricket but that is mildly irritating .. i can actualy get him to lose his temper .. n tat too without an effort
its like a gift .. its like i cant control it .. loll...
good thing though is we dont have to see each other a lot ,,,

everything i do is totally opposite to what he says ...
not intentionally or something ..but just i m built tat way ...
i m a night guy..if u know wat tat means

so it happened.... he had come over to our place for christmas ..our routines clash such tat
when he gets up i go to sleep ....loll,,,,
now i know its not a good thing tat i do ....its not good for my health .. its not right for my system
n bla n bla n bla ... i know all tat .. u think i dont know tat ...!!1
when college starts ,,, the routine gets set by itself ,,,
u don haave to.... u know make an effort ,,,
but during holidays n during exam days ,,, i go again some how to this night guy...

the night guy is realli upopular among elderlies ....n he knows he is wrong ,,n he himself feels bad bout it ,,but u know how sometimes even if u know something in u is wrong ...!! u hear it frm somebody else .. n u will still try to defend it ..justify it ....this is omehwta similar situation

n e wyz ... this time he had told himself tat he wudn let my lifestyle disturb his mind however... he cudn take it.n e more ,,
seeing me in the bed at 12 in the noon when half the day for him was over was way more thanwhat he could handle ,,,so he gave it up trying to pretend tat it din matter to him .. n comes n wakes me up ...well okie tries to wake me up ...

last night was saturday night ... i had been up til 6 am in the morning ...so i have had just 6 hours of sleep..which by my standards is not enough especially on a lazzy sunday ...
so i shrug him off : i slept at six in the morning i said ....half awake half asleep still in bed with my cosed eyes
i hoped tat wud be it .. but i knew him too well to know this was the end .. i knew this wa just the begining
he never gave up when it came to me...
so he went again this time shaking me with his hand a bit..: doesn matter when u slept ,, its 12 in the noon get up ....!!1
n then came his typical line ......this line he wud say atleast 10 times to me every day in just one hour ,,its like he loved this line or something ...: half the day is almost over ...

i m like.. comeon nanaji its sunday for heavens sake ...!thers goin to be sun all day today plz let me sleep ,,,
he said in an icy warm voice ...They say that the early bird cathes the worm ....
all ur worms are almost gone ....!!
if u want food get up .. its time ,,,
i was like ....seee thats wher u guys went wrong ..
u guys wud wake up to ctach the early worm ...well what we do is not sleep at all ..
first catch the worm . n then go to sleep ,...............!!!!
so i have the worm ,, i don need food ,,, its not like we r going to play ringa ringa roses ..after i wake up .. wat do u care ,,,, let me sleep plss ,,,,
tats when i found out i utter crap not onli when i m awake,, but also when i m half asleep..

n e ways he din let me sleep .. i had to get up .. then he made me exercise n told me
son u should go early to bed tats what ur problem .. tats what wil solve all ur problems ,,,
i wasn facing n e problem .. what the fuck was he talking bout ...??

i felt like sayin nana ji i do go to bed early ,,,,,
i go to bed early in the morning ,,,loll..
but i din.. i saw him gain his composure again .. n his peace of mind back ,,,,i don know y tat made me feel good ,,,so i just nodded along ,
once he was gone i went to bed again .....:)

box or blogoffice ..!!

U r aware of the boxoffice ....that controls n rates bollywood ..
let me introduce to u Blogoffice ...!!! which do i need to mention is about u know ... bloggin..!!
if u go to see blogging n bollywood r quite similar to each other...

first off all they both start with B ..!!( okie i know.tat was stupid . ..dont stop reading i was kiddin ...)
see.. just like in bollywood people make filmss ..
in blogging people make posts ,,,!!!

just like after a film is made its publicity is done
after a post is made its publicised in various creative ways

just like the opening night of the film is the most important night for the film n it gives us fair enough idea of whether the film is a hit or a flop ..
similarly the opening day of the post tells us whether the post is a hit or a flop ...

just like boxoffice collection of films ,,
ther is blogoffice collection of comments ...!!1
(now amount of comments to make a post hit is directly proportional to the number of followers xpect for in some cases.. thats complex engineering blogging maths u don want to get into ..)

just like after its initial days r over the film is hardly ever seen by n e one .n the teatres screen new films
similarly after the starting few days of the post .. it is never read ...

just like every film is dear to the maker ,,,no matter how much eever the critic thrash it
so is every single post

so help me add up the blogoffice collection of this post n comment .. don just read n go away tats like watching a pirated dvd
that is like criminal
thrash the post or like the post comment on it ...!!!

thank u for reading this ...n bearing with me ,,,
exam time so not being able to come up septacular posts .. besides i have scheduled n delayed some of my posts for post exam period cause if u release a post in exam time it doesn get as much attetion as it should .....i have two big budget posts scheduled for this january .release .~~~!!!1
one releated with the annhilation of human beings from the face of earth wher onli few survive n mange to move on to the next planet
we also r going to do a make over to the blog( i know i have just had one .. but this is just temporary .. u know till the real thing comes in ) ,,,!!! so keep watching this space ...

Found The Woman Of My Dreams.....

The moon light reflcting of her visible belly left a lil silver on it ....
her gleaming body drew me wild .....i stared at her for a moment ,,,
i hadn seen n e thing so beautiful before ,
she was fabulous..
brownish black hair running down on her shoulders
long slender legs .
n tat diple on her cheek
our eyes met..
she had the most amazing eyes ever ... pair of green eyes .. like two pearls ....
staring bak at me ...
her gentle cold stare sent ice down my spine
i cudn sty away from her n e longer .....
i went closer ,
.now we wer jus centimeters away from each other .
our eyes still fixed .
i reached out for her .n grabed her by her waist
she blushed
our glare broke as she looked down n smiled .
i leaned forward
my right hand gently pushed the hair on her face back behind her ears
n from ther it slid slowly downwards towards her neck ..
n then it happened she kissed me ...
my first kiss ..!!!
amazin ...
it was jus simply amazin
the best feeling in the world
n then it happened
my alarm started ringing
n it was over ...it was all over ...!!!
it was my dream ...
the best one i had ever had .....
i wanted to go bak to it ...
i shut off the alarm n tried to go bak to the dream ...but it was gone /...
she was gone ...
i had always heard people say tat they see such dreams .. i had seen it in movies .. but it had never happened to me before .i mean yaah i had seen gals before in my dreams . but those wer like other kinds of dreams .. u know ..wher ther was no such touching ,,,,,i had found the women of my dreams ....(now all tat was left to do was to actaully find her in real ...loll like tats goin to happen ). it was so real ... i can still feeel the kisss ,,,,
yaah
my first kiss ..
was in a dream ....
wat a loser m i ?/.......loll,,
yaaah i don care .. yaah u can call me watve ..u know y .. Coz now i have The women of my dreams ....(lol.. i know i say like i actually have her but wateva .. if not for real atleast i have her in my dreams .i bet u don even have tat ..u suckers ...)

The boy who wanted to b GOD.....

(guys this is my first attempt at innovative writting . i have beeen working on this since quite sometime now ,in the past few days i have had a lot of free time at the hospital which heped me complete this story of mine.

i know its stilll raw n i know it doesn makes much sense,,but i hope u guys will like it ,,,!!!)

The boy who wanted to b GOD.....

ther was a small boy once ... he hated school ..he loved to dance .. sometimes he liked drawin as well
one day the teacher was asking everyone what they wanted to be .some wanted to be cricketers
some wanted to be actors but this boy ,,, this boy, he wanted to be GOD ..
he said " i want to be god .. God has the best job in the world ...he can do ne thing ..'
they all told him he can't be god but he refused to accept ..
y not ? he wud argue ...
if the person who is god now can be god y cant i ??
he was stubborn
he had fire in his eyes ...
n the will to fight .. ,,, fight for what he thinks is right ..

as he grew up ..he found that at every step ther wer both people, ones who wanted to hold him back n the ones who wanted to help him grow .
at every steps he had two clear choices .. two clear paths to follow
the wrong ones more so often were the easy ones that were lucrative ..n the right ones usually were the ones which wer the hardest path to walk ...
he always tried to twalk the right path .. he always tried to help others on his way ,,
he always tried to do what god what do .
and even though if u ask me he was doing way too much from our standards ... he was still unhappy bout not being able do everything . like god cud ..
no matter how big an achivement he wud make the wolrd wud still have a lot of bad in it to
make it feel real negligible
n then it began
he started to get tired of this world ..
his fire had started to burn out
the fight in him seemd to get smaller day by day ..
n then one day finally he got fed up ,.,
standing on the terrace he looked up at the sky n "I GIVE UP ... I CANT BE U GOD ..!!!
I THOUGHT I CUD DO BETTR THAN U .. I THOUGHT I CUD ERADICATE POVERTY N UNHAPPINESS FROM THE WORLD ... I THOUGHT I CUD FILL THIS WORLD WITH LOVE ...BUT I DIDNT REALISE U WER BEYOND HUMAN .. N HOW CUD I DO IN JUST ONE LIFE TIME WHAT U CUDN IN SO MANY LIFE SPANS ."
n then it happened
the sky went dark .. n the winds started blowing
n time stoped ..N then lightinig struck n he cud hear the voice now .. it was god's voice n it said .."OH DEAR SON OF MINE ...!!! I HAVE TO TELL U SOME THING .LISTEN CAREFULLY ..WE INVENT THINGs WHEN WE NEED TO ACHIEVE THAT WHAT WE CANT NORMALLY DO,,
LIKE U GUYS BUILT CARS SO THAT U CUD TRAVEL AT SPEEDS WHICH U CUDN ACHIEVE OTHERIWSE
SIMILARLY I BUILT U GUYS TO DO THINGS THAT I CANT ...!!!
SO DONT GIVE UP ...
DONT LEAVE IT ON ME ...!!!.. I M JUST GOD . I HAVE LIMITATIONS . BUT U R HUMANS ..
U CAN ACHIEVE N E THING UR MIND PERCIEVES ".....

With changing times ...times change..

The sloppy saturday woke up with the the diwali stamp on it this week....
i as usual had a yet another dull diwali.. (...i have been through some real bad shit during earlier diwali times...so compared to that this diwali was way too good if u ask me .. )
however
as i was sitting in my room writting assignments (yes i do ta at home ...) evry now n then i wud hear bhooom or phoong or the clikering of the lavangi ...n it drove me maddd ......
i was like ... "ohhh my god ... wud u jus !!.. stoppp itt....!!! for haven'sss sake " n then i went to the window n saw these kids doing those dumb things that kids usually do ....n i was suddenly transported back in time
u know how it is sometimes
u see something that reminds u of ur past
yaa i was jus like these kids bak then ...
i used to love all the crakers n the smoke n the rockets ....n the noise..
n the oldies wud always complain bout the noise n all . n i used to think wat losers .. how can they not like alll these noises . isnt that wat its all bout ...isnt diwali all about lights n crackers ..
n i used to think to hell with them ; when i grow up ; i m goin to help these kids with the crackers.. n not be complaining about all the noise n all ..n here i am. not even old yet . in my 20's already finding these crackers annoying (which they actually are ,,!! they r a big nuisance. which should be banned not just because i find them irritating but also because of serious environmental problems. n also because they can be dangerous for kids n for adults likewise .. )
n so i found myself just staring out of the window with a smile on my face looking at these kids enjoying their life ...their tension free life . without n e responsibilty . n without having n e assignments to complete .( somewher down the line .. in our efforts to achieve n grow we have forgotten how to live . its one thing we can learn from these kids.)


n such r the ironies of life .i remember once having read a poem in one of my school books which was bout this leaf that had fallen down n had gone all brown .. n it looked up at all the green leaves..surprisingly not with jealousy. but with a smile cause he saw the irony of life right ther .even he used to laugh at all the fallen leaves from up above ther n used to think he wudn end up like them. n today he knows bettr n smiles at all the leaves who r laughing at him thinking have fun guys cause someday u will fall too .. someday u will not be needed n e more . so enjoy every moment now when u can .
n getting old is perfectly fine as well . its just the process of evolution . when u have had ur share of fun. u get bored n move on as it is ..to the next level
similarly today after 4 years of college when i see the first years making all the nosie n goin ga ga about thier coll today n i sit ther alone in the canteen looking for my friends n thinking wat has changed in the past years u will still find me always weaing a smile on my face ...
i have had my share of fun . i have been ther ,, done that .. n m ready to graduate to the next level .
i don like all things that i use to like earlier on.... like i find crackers as total disrespect for money n environment n irritating . but its fine .with changing times ..times change !!!!