MR n Mrs Smith ...

mr smith : wow ..when was the last time u dressed like tat for me ...?
mrs smith: yeah right ;like when i m with u ,u want me to dress ,....!! u tear off everything .!!!. i thought u hated clothes on me ...

mr smith : no seriously who u going out with today ..??
mrs smith : brad ... u know the guy u introduced me to ...at the bar last weekend ...!!
mr smith : so u two r hitting off well then...!!!
mrs smith : yeah he is kinda cute ...!! i m hoping today will be the day ...!!! oh how did ur date go last night ....!!!
mr smith : it wasn bad ..but she is not as good as u in bed .u know ;;no wild experients no crazy stuff just plain boring old fashioned ....we should probably keep our voices low she is still in the bedroom ...i want to be gone before she wakes up ...
mrs smith : don worry i will take care of it .. i will tell her tat u r not a good guy .. n then open her to the "already married" suspense ....!!!
mr smith : no i have already told her bout our marriage ....!!!
mrs smith : n she still went out with u ...!!! she must be a bitch .. ahh she desrves it ...!!!
mr smith : loll... what ever i like her so take it easy on her ..!!1..
mrs smith : u like her even more than me ,,,,?
mr smith : may be ..!!!
mrs smith : u son of a bitch ...
mr smith : loll i was just hoarsing around ......u know thers not a chance in the world...
i love u sweety ..
n then he catches her by both his hands around her shoulder looks her straight in her eyes ..
she says she loves him too
n they kiss ....
thier tounges meet she grabs him by his hairs n starts pulling on them
n then the phone rings ... !! the mouths r not willing to leave each other ... but she tears them apart with a hard push to his chest n then grabs the phone ...answers the ring ...!!
hey brad ..... how u doing ,,,,, then looks at mr smith : whoes lips r still locked in the exact same position as they wer when he was kissing her...
n then she winks ,,,,,
n he smiles ....

do love n sex have to be related together ...??
cant it be that u love someone with all ur herat n stilll keep having strong physical feelings for others....?
i mean y is it such a big deal in a relationship if u sleep with someone else ....??
see mr n mrs smith r doing fine ...rnt they ...!!??
(thats another thing that they r a figment of my immagination..;p produced strictly to bring forth one point ....
do love n sex have to be connected ??!! )

snorrt snorrt grrrrrunnnaaaaoouu ...!!!1

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just wanted to shout ..!!1
shout out loud ...!!!

ajj kal ki dunia mein chilana gunha hai..
lathi charge karke jail mein daal detein hai ..
par dheerse bolo tho kisi ko sunayee kahan deta hai ...!!!!1
(meaning to make urself heard be loud n clear )
strange world we live in ...!!!


ne wayz mein isliye chila raha hoon .. ki
i saw this add on tv by aircell the telecom service company in india..!!bout save tigers ..!!!
awaaz utaaahoo .... sirf 1411 tigers bach gaye hai in india ...!!tho is liye mein awaaz utha raha hoon

i have neva realli understood .when these guys say ki don go against mother nature save tigers ..
mein hamesha soochta tha ..
ki tigers extinct ho rahe hai ,,,, yeh tho acchi baat hai naa.. less chance of me being eaten by one ... u know

now i know all the evolution n the balance of equillibrium n all ki if tigers wont be ther deerrs n the rabits n all thier poppulation will grow ..n the equilliribum will be lost..
but then again how is tat a problem ,,,!!???
better than having tigers y not have more of rabbits n deers n goats .. n whateva else the tigers eat ...!!
besides going acrooss the line to make sure the tigers remain safe when mother nature is trying to make them extinct isnt that going against nature .....!! what an irony



besides in one of the stories that i heard bout tigers ..the tiger eats up the guy who saves him from the cage ..
so y do they want to save them ...!!again ..??

u know what i think .. this is just a gimmic by aircell to gain a good image among the people
all they care bout is makking a mollah from the smses n blogs
n e ways ,, probably the onli reason y i m blogging this is because ...

1) recently i have been bloggin bout all crazy stuffs u know .. so y not do somthing more meaningful

2) besides wheneva as a child i wud go to a zoo or a circus it wud mainly be to see my fav animal tiger,,,

i used to love hearing stories bout tigers ..
now if they get extinct which stories will i tell to my grand child ...!!!

so even though aircell took this campaign up just so that people sms n
blog through its aircell n genrate some revenue for them . n even
though i m doing this for a stupid reason n even though thers a prettty
good chance that the tiger u save might eat u one day .. n even though
u don have time for ur own problems leave aside mr tiger's problems
nonetheless atleast for the sake of all our grandchildren n thier
bedtime stories ...!!! do all that u guys can to promote this
...!!!!!!!!!


thank u for bearing with me ...........................................urs faithfully .....amn ..!!!

ahem ,, uhhmm .. thank u ...!!

okie here goes ,,,!!
i m bout come out in open with my issue ...
everyone has one...
ya for one i have a lot actually ...
but we will be focusing on the one which i m criticsed most bout ..
u know thier thing .. like in love ajj kal .. saif ali khan always drinks black teaa
yaah similarly ,, i have a problem with wishing ...!!!

i like to call it the wishing woes ..
ever since childhood i have found the tradition of whishing people realli stupid ,,,,
u know ilike on birthdays .. on new years ,,,, on diwali.. especially on diwallis it gets worse ,
people come up to u with a broad smile n wish u ...!! ya most people like it ,,
i on the other hand hate it ..
not just because its mentally tiring n repeptively irritating to acknowledge every wish tat u get (which i m bad at .. ) but also because its just so plane fake most of the times ...!!( not always .. most of the times )

wishes r supposed to be warm . they r supposed to make u feel good ,,,
but honestly ther r a very few geuniene wishes tat i have recieved in my life ..
almost all of them feel cold ,,,n i don like being cold ,, i get real awkward around cold people ...!!

i have observed tat most people wish just because everyone wishes ,,, u know .like a ritual we follow without thinkin or meaning it ,,,tats so plane dumb ..
wake up guys ..atleast be aware of wat u r doing
but my prob is even with a genuine wish .. i m the worst wish acceptor ,,,

it so happened once tat it was my b day ..n this guy amod called me .. i preassumed it was for wishin me ..it went like this
amod : hey man ...!!
aman : hey u din have to call ,,,!!
he is lyk wat ?:?
aman : oh no nothing ,,
n then ther was this secs silence
it was such a long sec i cudn take it ,,
i said "happy b day .."
n it waas my b day n i m wishin him
amod : wat :??
n i went like
oh soorry i was supposed to say thanku
wait u haven even wished yet ,,,o fuk ... sorry dude ,,i suk at this i got ur point .. keeep the fuking fone....!!!

u seee ,.. n e ways ...so the whole point of this post is . uknow if itsmy b day or n e other day n u feel obligated to wish me.. well dont ..!!
save me the horror ,,
n if i don wish u.. tat means i care bout u ...
n m saving u the horror of the most awkward cold wish....!!!!:a

early to bed .. early to rise ...

his was a fragile body .
wrikles all over his skin .. n bones poping out from every body part
his lungs had gotten warry of inhaling n exhaling for the past 82 years ...n so he found it particularly hard to breathe ,infact u could literally hear him inhale and exhale ...
but even though with age his body had gotten old .. his evident blue eyes behind those huge grandpa specs still shone with agility .. he would move briskly ..without limping or ne thing .. n when he walked he waked upstraight .. his head held up high above his shoulders ..(always)

even in an age today when people complain bout backaches n head aches n knee pain at 40 ,,, he still moves like he is 20 ,,when actually he is 82 years old ,,,
he says ,, a person doesn get old untill he wants to ,,,,,
and accertains his fittness to DISCIPLINE. which means
. early to bed .. early to rise .. and an hour excersise...!!!
he is almost always calm n compsed...
he never gets angry ..for except when he sees me ..

i m the onli thing in the wrld tat can possibly irritate him or except when india loses in cricket but that is mildly irritating .. i can actualy get him to lose his temper .. n tat too without an effort
its like a gift .. its like i cant control it .. loll...
good thing though is we dont have to see each other a lot ,,,

everything i do is totally opposite to what he says ...
not intentionally or something ..but just i m built tat way ...
i m a night guy..if u know wat tat means

so it happened.... he had come over to our place for christmas ..our routines clash such tat
when he gets up i go to sleep ....loll,,,,
now i know its not a good thing tat i do ....its not good for my health .. its not right for my system
n bla n bla n bla ... i know all tat .. u think i dont know tat ...!!1
when college starts ,,, the routine gets set by itself ,,,
u don haave to.... u know make an effort ,,,
but during holidays n during exam days ,,, i go again some how to this night guy...

the night guy is realli upopular among elderlies ....n he knows he is wrong ,,n he himself feels bad bout it ,,but u know how sometimes even if u know something in u is wrong ...!! u hear it frm somebody else .. n u will still try to defend it ..justify it ....this is omehwta similar situation

n e wyz ... this time he had told himself tat he wudn let my lifestyle disturb his mind however... he cudn take it.n e more ,,
seeing me in the bed at 12 in the noon when half the day for him was over was way more thanwhat he could handle ,,,so he gave it up trying to pretend tat it din matter to him .. n comes n wakes me up ...well okie tries to wake me up ...

last night was saturday night ... i had been up til 6 am in the morning ...so i have had just 6 hours of sleep..which by my standards is not enough especially on a lazzy sunday ...
so i shrug him off : i slept at six in the morning i said ....half awake half asleep still in bed with my cosed eyes
i hoped tat wud be it .. but i knew him too well to know this was the end .. i knew this wa just the begining
he never gave up when it came to me...
so he went again this time shaking me with his hand a bit..: doesn matter when u slept ,, its 12 in the noon get up ....!!1
n then came his typical line ......this line he wud say atleast 10 times to me every day in just one hour ,,its like he loved this line or something ...: half the day is almost over ...

i m like.. comeon nanaji its sunday for heavens sake ...!thers goin to be sun all day today plz let me sleep ,,,
he said in an icy warm voice ...They say that the early bird cathes the worm ....
all ur worms are almost gone ....!!
if u want food get up .. its time ,,,
i was like ....seee thats wher u guys went wrong ..
u guys wud wake up to ctach the early worm ...well what we do is not sleep at all ..
first catch the worm . n then go to sleep ,...............!!!!
so i have the worm ,, i don need food ,,, its not like we r going to play ringa ringa roses ..after i wake up .. wat do u care ,,,, let me sleep plss ,,,,
tats when i found out i utter crap not onli when i m awake,, but also when i m half asleep..

n e ways he din let me sleep .. i had to get up .. then he made me exercise n told me
son u should go early to bed tats what ur problem .. tats what wil solve all ur problems ,,,
i wasn facing n e problem .. what the fuck was he talking bout ...??

i felt like sayin nana ji i do go to bed early ,,,,,
i go to bed early in the morning ,,,loll..
but i din.. i saw him gain his composure again .. n his peace of mind back ,,,,i don know y tat made me feel good ,,,so i just nodded along ,
once he was gone i went to bed again .....:)

Found The Woman Of My Dreams.....

The moon light reflcting of her visible belly left a lil silver on it ....
her gleaming body drew me wild .....i stared at her for a moment ,,,
i hadn seen n e thing so beautiful before ,
she was fabulous..
brownish black hair running down on her shoulders
long slender legs .
n tat diple on her cheek
our eyes met..
she had the most amazing eyes ever ... pair of green eyes .. like two pearls ....
staring bak at me ...
her gentle cold stare sent ice down my spine
i cudn sty away from her n e longer .....
i went closer ,
.now we wer jus centimeters away from each other .
our eyes still fixed .
i reached out for her .n grabed her by her waist
she blushed
our glare broke as she looked down n smiled .
i leaned forward
my right hand gently pushed the hair on her face back behind her ears
n from ther it slid slowly downwards towards her neck ..
n then it happened she kissed me ...
my first kiss ..!!!
amazin ...
it was jus simply amazin
the best feeling in the world
n then it happened
my alarm started ringing
n it was over ...it was all over ...!!!
it was my dream ...
the best one i had ever had .....
i wanted to go bak to it ...
i shut off the alarm n tried to go bak to the dream ...but it was gone /...
she was gone ...
i had always heard people say tat they see such dreams .. i had seen it in movies .. but it had never happened to me before .i mean yaah i had seen gals before in my dreams . but those wer like other kinds of dreams .. u know ..wher ther was no such touching ,,,,,i had found the women of my dreams ....(now all tat was left to do was to actaully find her in real ...loll like tats goin to happen ). it was so real ... i can still feeel the kisss ,,,,
yaah
my first kiss ..
was in a dream ....
wat a loser m i ?/.......loll,,
yaaah i don care .. yaah u can call me watve ..u know y .. Coz now i have The women of my dreams ....(lol.. i know i say like i actually have her but wateva .. if not for real atleast i have her in my dreams .i bet u don even have tat ..u suckers ...)