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04 December 2011

The Tale of the Wish Hair ,,,

the view to the eye tat seeks peace amid all the restlessness should be like cold water in a warm desert...but unfortunately its not
world is beautiful ,,,,,every inch of it ... even the filth ...but you can't see it .. not just yet
the sound of the buzzing traffic some where far away in the background plays like as if some new cheasy Himesh Reshamiya song
(which reminds me i have to sing this song for u guys ill sing it at the end of the post watch out for it ,,,!! )
the warm dry wind across your face oozes you bringing back subtle memory of a hard blow job where in the end she bites ,,inducing just the perfect amount of pain so as to it retains its ability to manifest itself in the form of pleasure ,,,!!

and among all this a tiny rub on the eye ..and the hero of our story enters...
Mr eye lash...!! u don't even notice it lying on your cheek untill suddenly it stands on its feet on your cheek ...
Both his fists closed and placed on his waist having the how did you not notice me expression on his face ...he shouts ...
oooooo asshole you have a wish ...!!

and that's when you notice him..
the first thought that runs through your head is .. there's gotta be something wrong
no ... not cause a wish hair is talking to you ...that's normal .,, the insane world that we live in wired things come easy,,, but cause life's just being so good to me suddenly ,,that is definately abnormal,,,!! so you ask him "me,,,??you are talking to me ? a wish ?? really ?? y ?? y me ?? what do you want?? what do you want reallly ??" and even if i do have a wish what can you ....you tiny lil non person do about it ...?

"hey ..........!!!!! don push it "says the wish hair
with one finger you collect him of your cheeks and place him in your palm .

The wish hair : "look i have had a shitty morning .ok ..i m in no mood to play with you,,,,i don know y god grants wishes to dumb asses like you .. if it wer upto me id be shoving my foot up your ass but unfortunately i m bound my his will and so ill ask you this just one more time
do you or do you not have any wish for me to grant ?"

so while you eye him suspiciously in your mind you know God doesn't really grants wishes like that,,,
and you know wishes never really come true,,,atleast not by just wishing them..
but does that mean they won't ever ,,,?
i mean wat's the harm ..
you know ...i mean so well
lets see ...!!
what do you want ?
do you want more money ?
no ... not realli ...!!
do you want be famous ,,,?? do you want to be powerful ,,,?
do you want her ?
yes .
but do you wanna waste a whole wish for her i mean you can ask for any thing ?? and by n ething i mean n e thing in the world.
So you close your eyes
and you see her face ,,, those chubby cheeks ,,,, and vibrant brown eyes ,,,,and then as if lightnng struck ,,,she gently smiles oh that smile ,,,,

"hey dumb ass , what .....? have you decided yet .... are we going to do get this over with today or not ? " the wish hair reacts to your moreon emotions
you are back to reality opening your eyes
you see the sound blue clouds ...the sunrays emerging from them the filth that shone like sparkles .its as if some one just turned a black and white movie into a coloured one
and you feel happy ,,,.
you finally feel at peace with yourself ,,,,
eyes no longer restless,,,
mind a lot clearer ,,,!! a smile on your face ,,,,,

you tell him .!!1
"dude ,,u don have to be such a bitch about it .. i know what i want now , but i don think i can have her ,,i don think even you can do this but what the hell .. what harm can possibly come from a wish ,,, and so "
you close your fist place the wish hair on your fist and blow him away ,,,,!!

which brings me to the end of story but not before i sing the song to you that i had promised in between the story ...!!
(,,,, zara nazre milaoo umraon jaan zara paaas tho aooo umraoo jaan ,,,!!! tujhe dekhe tho jale armaan ,,,!!1 no touching no touching onli seeing onli seein no kisssing ,,,, no kisssing onli seeing . onli seeing ,,,,!! cause u jus have to sing it ..when eva himesh reshamiyas name comes loll besides i had to pis you guys off as well ,,,!! ha ha ha ah a...)

I KNOW WISHES ARNT GRANTED LIKE THAT ..... AND I KNOW THAT WISHING ON SEEING A EYE LASH IS FOR SMALL LIL GALS....BUT THE WHOLE POINT IS IT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT .. IT CLEARS YOUR MIND REGARDING THAT CAUSE YOU RARELY GIVE THAT A TOUGHT

3 comments:

  1. ur little writing dint remind me of penelope cruz givin a blow job to jonny depp in the movie BLOW .....but gav me the idea of MAKIN FRIENDS WITH sardarjI SO THAT I CAN MAKE UNLIMITED WISHES

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  2. hey.... masst hai!!

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  3. Who are you calling a little girl.. Ahem I still wish like that.. BUT YES KNOWING THAT WISHES LIKE THAT DON'T COME TRUE..but really what's the harm trying..

    I'm 2 filmy and i think if you really want something the whole universe conspires to give it to you :P .. so well yes.. I sometimes believe and sometimes I just dust it off coz it's anyway gonna land up on some idiot's feet, who may not be the one granting your wish,,, and its gonna stay crumpled :P

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so ...wat do u think ...??
was it worth the effort